Thursday, April 16, 2009

Celebrities can be ugly too!



Don't feel bad when someone makes fun of your outfit. You probably don't have loads of money for nice clothes and a personal shopper/stylist helping you get dressed. But these people do. And they still look like crap.




I know Madonna is all about being daring with her fashion choices, but this astroturf-inspired dress is too much. Maybe it was halloween. photo source: http://www.fanpop.com/


An origami dress? She gets points for creativity, but only Bjork can pull off something this outrageous. photo source: http://www.aahairstyle.com/



Whoever decided that it was a good idea to put feathers on snowboots is a fool. Just looking at these things makes my eyes bleed. photo source: http://www.shoewawa.com/



As if the raging camel toe isn't bad enough, it looks like her top was made from her grandmother's curtains. And what's with the slippers? ARE YOU SERIOUS, Mischa Barton? photo source: http://www.assets.gearlive.com

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The most hideous, impractical shoes. EVER.

When I was growing up, Jellies were all the rage.  In case you spent the '80s living in a cave, Jellies were those plastic, brightly colored slip on shoes that were cute for the first five minutes until they made your feet sweat profusely and gave you blisters.  
Those were simpler times.  This is a collection of the newest, ugliest, most ridiculously impractical shoes for your viewing and laughing pleasure. 

 
This is a joke, right? I would never, ever spend money on a pair of shoes this ugly.  I don't even think I would wear these if i was getting paid. 
photo source: www.shoewawa.com



Some genius apparently thought it was a good idea to combine two of the ugliest recent fashion trends-Crocs and Uggs-into one horrible disaster of a shoe.  
photo source:www.shoewawa.com



High-heeled shoes with NO HEEL! What a super idea.  Are these cheaper without the heel? If you are a prostitute who enjoys pain and falling over in public, these are surely for you.


ARE YOU SERIOUS? Maybe these are designed for little people? 
photo source: alivenotdead.com